Consider the ways you enjoy tormenting yourself at the premiere of vice. (with mary kate) at the Tank (354 W 45th St between Eighth and Ninth Aves, 212-563-6269; Fri-Sat 9:30pm, $10), presented by performance art company cakeface. Theyʼll explore bad things people love through dance, spoken narrative and video art. Says artistic director Amanda Szeglowski: “We work with themes people can understand and give a damn about.” − Sharon Steel