national brand supervisor, dana thomas, is quite literally the mover and shaker of cakeface. DT is a triple threat; dance dynamo, life-long intern and lead stuffed animal wrangler. when she’s not wrangling, she spies on little people and augments her wardrobe with magical money from her unicorn's ass. much to dana’s dismay, cakeface hopes to never be on broadway, and so, she must continue her daily schlep to cattle-call auditions while she is supposed to be at work.