chief infrastructure strategist, asami morita, is but a mere tadpole with cakeface. formerly of rice, her native cookery, asami is agog over her recent introduction to the hamburger. thinking that batteries is the most difficult word to pronounce, she spends her time focusing on funner things than proper english. besides her dance expertism and dead pan mastery, she also studies voltage and watt schemes. sometimes she imagines she is edward scissorhands.